Haiku at work
Mike & Elizabeth
hey, my friend just sent me a link, check it out when you get home http://horsehater.blogspot.com
Yeah, right. I'm gonna open a blog, http://mikehater.blogspot.com and it'll be all about how much I love mikes.
:( = = = (the equal signs are tears)
aw, poor guy. But my suspicions are confirmed; horsehater is NOT about liking horses.
elizabeth smart
she knew blog was not for real
enraged at mike now
me Tarzan you Jane much?
Although I know with 4 syllables in my name, you're pressed for anything else
yeah, unless i did something like
liz likes the horses
doesnt think blog is funny
no sense of humor
Must be dull at the office
mike is bored at work
can't focus on pile of work
bother liz instead
i want to leave now
open a nice wine bottle
you are stuck at work
mike is working hard
but i'd hardly call it work
making up haiku
you are getting good
kaiku was good for first try
go make rum truffles
mike insinuates
I belong in the kitchen
making food for him
you should be cooking
not trying to write more stuff
your haikus are bad
liz is in drive through
listens to wussy music
crys when she gets lost
mike is going down
in our new haiku showdown
cause liz kicks his ass
a fight to the death
liz tears apart mike's music
mike eats liz's horse
unfortunately,
mike's haiku makes liz giggle
even though she's mad
her music is fine
at least you can hear lyrics
played on an ipod
whereas mike's old music
is so hard to understand
I don't listen now
(unless it comes on
during my ipod shuffle
since I support mike)
SO THERE!!!
you might have this won
you type a lot of words and
mike really can't read
Elizabeth gloats
knowing she is much better
in every way
liz has an ipod
mike has a question for her
well, how many songs?
roughly five thousand
not counting all the doubles
that i have to cull
that is a lot of
crappy homeless guys who strum
on their acoustics
speaking of which i
have been writing a lot of
good acoustic songs
Just for you, Mik! Hope you enjoy a site devoted to you :-)
hey, my friend just sent me a link, check it out when you get home http://horsehater.blogspot.com
Yeah, right. I'm gonna open a blog, http://mikehater.blogspot.com and it'll be all about how much I love mikes.
:( = = = (the equal signs are tears)
aw, poor guy. But my suspicions are confirmed; horsehater is NOT about liking horses.
elizabeth smart
she knew blog was not for real
enraged at mike now
me Tarzan you Jane much?
Although I know with 4 syllables in my name, you're pressed for anything else
yeah, unless i did something like
liz likes the horses
doesnt think blog is funny
no sense of humor
Must be dull at the office
mike is bored at work
can't focus on pile of work
bother liz instead
i want to leave now
open a nice wine bottle
you are stuck at work
mike is working hard
but i'd hardly call it work
making up haiku
you are getting good
kaiku was good for first try
go make rum truffles
mike insinuates
I belong in the kitchen
making food for him
you should be cooking
not trying to write more stuff
your haikus are bad
liz is in drive through
listens to wussy music
crys when she gets lost
mike is going down
in our new haiku showdown
cause liz kicks his ass
a fight to the death
liz tears apart mike's music
mike eats liz's horse
unfortunately,
mike's haiku makes liz giggle
even though she's mad
her music is fine
at least you can hear lyrics
played on an ipod
whereas mike's old music
is so hard to understand
I don't listen now
(unless it comes on
during my ipod shuffle
since I support mike)
SO THERE!!!
you might have this won
you type a lot of words and
mike really can't read
Elizabeth gloats
knowing she is much better
in every way
liz has an ipod
mike has a question for her
well, how many songs?
roughly five thousand
not counting all the doubles
that i have to cull
that is a lot of
crappy homeless guys who strum
on their acoustics
speaking of which i
have been writing a lot of
good acoustic songs
Just for you, Mik! Hope you enjoy a site devoted to you :-)
posted by eds at 6:58 PM
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